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rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

whitegirlsaintshit:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts

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Reaching New Levels of Assholeness Everyday a novel by me

reichenbatchhero:

im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references

dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”

snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”

mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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HW