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reichenbatchhero:

im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references

dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”

snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”

mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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eeemkaaayy:

beyonddesolation:

do!!! not!!! bite!!! other!!! people!!! in!!! high!!! school!!!

i feel like there is a story behind this and i think it should be told 

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dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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weirdteenblogger:

still not exactly sure what studying is

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pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

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